September 3, 2010
  • ---HAHAHA I LOVE "KING OF QUEENS"!
  • Doug: I bought a candy bar for his school.
  • Carrie: Oh. Well, that looks good. Break me off a piece?
  • Doug: What?
  • Carrie: Break me off a piece.
  • Doug: -loud sigh
  • Carrie: Wow, you'd think I asked you for a kidney!
  • Doug: People think just because it's predivided into little squares that it's meant to be shared. Suddenly, it belongs to the community.
  • Carrie: Yeah, it's an outrage.
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